Not Good Enough For Theatrical Release

Not Good Enough For Theatrical Release

In this episode, Ainsley, Austin & Joe discuss awful movie franchises, awful Tinder up-dates, and more nonsense regarding how Joe uses Amazon.

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1: “Super healthy.”

“They’re somethin’.”

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2: “I need to do that.”

Recurring Deliver @ Amazon.com

“Watermelons.”

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3: “Right before I got here…”

How would Morgan Freeman narrate your life? (It’s a FB App… be warned.)

“Very apt.”

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4: “Oh no.”

Zo Social AI

“It’s programmed to make spelling mistakes.”

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5: “Microsoft made me late.”

“Stop updating Windows!”

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6: “Zesty Lemon.”

“To offset the aroma that may be in the room.”

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7: “He’s not bad ass enough for a face tattoo.”

Tindr Up-dates.

“An incident the Coast Guards would respond to.”

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8: “Booty Bumping.”

“I guess that’s true.”

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9: “Live, real-time stuff.”

radiofreeamerica.com

radio.garden

“All the German techno you want.”

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10: “Oh Daddy.”

Revenge of The Nerds IV: Nerds In Love

(youtu.be/L4Wk2x5MmIM)

Revenge of The Nerds (in general)

“Straight to TV.”

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11: “I don’t know the chronology.”

Tremors 5: Bloodlines.

(youtu.be/Xu7JMiXSDxw)

“Jamie Kennedy is the hallmark of a really bad film.”

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12: “That’s the best part.”

Why Did We Do This? GoFundMe Page

Homework Follow-Up.

“Damn dirty liar.”

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13: “Do we have a lawyer? Question Mark.”

The American Pie Franchise

Ainsley’s Instagram

Joe’s Instagram

“It’s fuckin’ complicated.”

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14: “Now awful movies are coming up in my Amazon.”

The Road Trip Franchaise

“I don’t know why.”

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15: “Pre-meth candy.”

“I kept the fire going.”