In this episode, Ainsley, Austin & Joe discuss terrible (and questionable) food and food related items, Song Poems, Parody Movies, and other shitty things we thought about this week.
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1: #2 Intro
“I had to turn on my computer on.”
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2: “Leave ’em wanting more.”
Just Kitten (facebook.com/werejustkitten)
“No shit, me too.”
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3: “It sounds bad even describing it.”
How to Make Burger King’s Mac n’ Cheetos at Home by Popsugar
“A largely negative reception.”
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4: “The devil’s condiment.”
Heinz Ez Squirt Ketchup Ads
“…On Food!”
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5: “Everything had to be extreme.”
Terry Crews Old Spice Commercials (youtu.be/Hq2SlCja3zo)
“Everything had to be yelled.”
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6: “Who would ever use these recipes?”
“How does it have 4 1/2 stars?”
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7: “That fucking franchise.”
“I’m fascinated by all their merchandise.”
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8: “How is that good?”
“Oh no!”
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9: “Earn Money For You!”
Off the Charts: The Song-Poem Story
American Song-Poem Music (archives)
“Absolutely bananas.”
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10: “The ones on this tape were bad.”
“Let me tell you a story that took place before the Internet.”
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11: “The title alone just grosses me out.”
“24 minutes worth of content.”
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12: “It’s so painfully ’80’s.”
“I’ma pop the trailer on for this.”
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13: “I was not socially aware enough to hate the government.”
“The government’s gonna kidnap you if you’re good at video games.”
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14: “Who could possibly be scared of this?”
Jaws, Alien, Child’s Play, Sphere, & Fear.
“You can’t even finish that sentence.”
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15: “Nothing works.”
“It’s probably Windows.”
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16: “That would never be made now.”
“This is basically half of Trump’s supporters.”
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17: “Mid-90’s Weirdness.”
“That is not how this works.”
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18: “All of the streaming.”
“I’m paying for Stars, I guess that’s a thing
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19: “She’s pretty dope, ain’t she?”
The “Why Did We Do This?” Content Boost gofundme Page.
(gofundme.com/why-did-we-do-this-content-boost)
“Why would I not want to listen to myself talk?”
Why Did We Do This? 
