Take The Money And Run (“The Pilot”)

In this episode, Joe makes Austin & Ainsley play a game where they must guess how much a movie has made by watching the trailer.

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Part I: “The plot sounds like a Weezer video.”

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Part II: “I’m not very good with my Costner-isms.”

“Those who survive are few.” That’s a bummer.

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Part III: “Shit’s workin’ now.”

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Part IV: “I’ve got Important Shit To Do.”

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Part V: “I forgot how racist this movie is.”

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Part VI: “I am disappointed in both of you.

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Part VII: “Larry David was the original Geico caveman.”

Clear History (2013)

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Part VIII: “Johnny Cash’s Mortal Kombat“

“It’s pretty TV cheesy.”

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Part IX: “The Carray Canon.”

“Woah. A real movie.”

Why Did We Do This?