10,000 Years Ago

10,000 Years Ago

In this episode, Ainsley, Austin & Joe discuss The Day After Tomorrow, people who still have an AOL Account, dietary supplements that are actually pyramid schemes, and give you another update from the Billboard Hard Rock Music Charts.

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1, 2, 3: “I’m stubborn.” / “Yay, working shit.” / Where the franchise jumped the drift.”

It’s all anybody uses.”  “I was probably accurate, and then something happened.”  “The Postman would be way better with Snake Plisskin.”

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4: “A smooth and elegant glide”

Crass Fidget Spinner

Midtown Direct LLC has OG, locally made Fidgets for sale.

 

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5: “There are wolves in this movie?”

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Google: Jake Gylingall killing hipsters =

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“Don’t watch it now.”

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6: “Here’s a website that still exists.”

AOL.com

“I hella did.”

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7: “These statements have not been evaluated by the food & drug administration.”

sabaforlife.com

herbalife.com

Betting On Zero (Netflix, 2017)

youtu.be/z-jrALajXrI

builtwith.com

“They weird me out.”

 

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8 & 9: “Package coming soon.”

56K Modem Speed Information. (Last section.)

“Why 56K modems are not really 56K.”

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10: “Why is the Singles Soundtrack on the hard rock charts?”

A glimpse at the Billboard Hard Rock Music Charts.

“It can’t be real.”

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 11: “How are these things money making?”

“Get ’em out of here, quick.”

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12: “How can this be?  Why?”

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“This trailer is 90% the original movie.”

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13: “Homework assignments.”

“The part time job of having to watching Seinfeld.”

You Can Buy The Stupidest Shit

s-l1600You Can Buy The Stupidest Shit

In this episode, Ainsley, Austin & Joe discuss fidgets spinners & other shitty kids toys, food you can buy from eBay, and give you an update from the Billboard Hard Rock Music Charts from this week.

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1: “Google: Cascade Locks vegan”

Recent Searches, Shut Up, The-Intertubes

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2: “Oatmeal Raisin Fidget Spinners”

youtu.be/w4M9EwYkif8

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“This is a terrible, terrible idea.”

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3: “Butt of Course.”

GlowFYourself Fidget Spinner Butt Plugs.  

“Meme it to death.”

OG Fidgets That Austin Remembered from the ’90’s.

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4: “Not for beginners.”

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Skip Fit Exercise Item.

“Nobody’s gonna make fun of you in the park.”

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5: “She seems into it.”

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“It’s like cigarettes, you gotta get ’em real early.”

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6: “What we underestimated is the drug called MDMA.”

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“Rich nerds are fucking up the world.”

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7: Hit Sticks, Devils Sticks & Hacky Sack

Devils Sticks

Hacky Sack

“This is hippy nonsense.”

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8: “Buy It Now”

Homemade Cookies on eBay

Homemade Cake on eBay

Homemade Bread on eBay

Homemade Jerky on eBay

Homemade Slime on eBay

“If it’s not new it’s not delicious.”

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9: “Avocado Creep”

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Avocado Hand

“You know Tom Cruise is the origin of this.”

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10: “I found a website that unfortunately doesn’t exist anymore.”

The endless ocean of thrift stories, PDX Slot Car Racing Discussion Boards (defunct), other horrifying kids toys, Furbies & Teddy Ruxpin, Evil Cult & The Sequel, “Who has Netflix DVDs?”, “Where is: Welcome to my activity?”

“We will spend money to terrorize ourselves.”

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11: “Clearly people have not stopped believing.”

A glimpse at the Billboard Hard Rock Music Charts.

Take The Money And Run (“The Pilot”)

Take The Money And Run (“The Pilot”)

In this episode, Joe makes Austin & Ainsley play a game where they must guess how much a movie has made by watching the trailer.

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Part I: “The plot sounds like a Weezer video.”

Bio-Dome (1996)

youtu.be/4EWikCCfHJw

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Part II: “I’m not very good with my Costner-isms.”

The Postman (1997)

“Those who survive are few.” That’s a bummer.

youtu.be/bPxBW1Ox13Q

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Part III: “Shit’s workin’ now.”

Waterworld (1995)

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Part IV: “I’ve got Important Shit To Do.”

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Part V: “I forgot how racist this movie is.”

Cool Runnings (1993)

youtu.be/3gMWY5bT1cY (German Version)

youtu.be/wLlmymHRNZg (English)

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Part VI: “I am disappointed in both of you.

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Part VII: “Larry David was the original Geico caveman.”

Clear History (2013)

youtu.be/iIrYd6fVpL8

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Part VIII: “Johnny Cash’s Mortal Kombat

Mortal Kombat (1995)

youtu.be/CYHDk36twK4

“It’s pretty TV cheesy.”

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Part IX: “The Carray Canon.”

The Mask (1994)

youtu.be/hOqVRwGVUkA

Son of The Mask (2005)

youtu.be/Z4e2EBYu3l0

“Woah. A real movie.”